Gdy ksi\u0105\u017c\u0119 Esterhazy
ju\u017c skonsumowa\u0142 zrazy,
wydawa\u0107 j\u0105\u0142 rozkazy,
co chce na deser mie\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I krzykn\u0105\u0142: niech mi \u017cona
przyniesie barytona,
na deser, niech ja skonam,
pyszniejszy on ni\u017c \u015bled\u017a!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poka\u017any jest baryton,
d\u0142uga\u015bny niby pyton,
prezencj\u0119 smakowit\u0105
ma oraz s\u0142odki d\u017awi\u0119k<\/p>\n\n\n\n
i chocia\u017c w smaku g\u0142adki,
to ma drewniane wk\u0142adki,
wi\u0119c si\u0119 tym daniem rzadkim
nie przejesz, cho\u0107by\u015b p\u0119k\u0142.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ju\u017c s\u0142u\u017cba mknie w galopie
(a w biegu do\u0142ki kopie),
si\u0119 zwija jak w ukropie –
niech ksi\u0105\u017c\u0119 deser ma,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ju\u017c \u017cona, cud-kobita,
baryton mocno chwyta
i p\u0142awi\u0105c si\u0119 w zachwytach
do ksi\u0119cia toto pcha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A ksi\u0105\u017c\u0119 rozczulony
powiada tak do \u017cony:
od dzisiaj barytony
w spi\u017carni maj\u0105 by\u0107!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gdy schwyci mnie podagra,
na barytonie zagram,
to lepsze jest ni\u017c viagra,
ach, po tym chce si\u0119 \u017cy\u0107!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Gdy ksi\u0105\u017c\u0119 Esterhazyju\u017c skonsumowa\u0142 zrazy,wydawa\u0107 j\u0105\u0142 rozkazy,co chce na deser mie\u0107. I krzykn\u0105\u0142: niech mi \u017conaprzyniesie barytona,na deser, niech ja skonam,pyszniejszy on ni\u017c \u015bled\u017a! Poka\u017any jest baryton,d\u0142uga\u015bny niby pyton,prezencj\u0119 smakowit\u0105ma oraz s\u0142odki d\u017awi\u0119k i chocia\u017c w smaku g\u0142adki,to ma drewniane wk\u0142adki,wi\u0119c si\u0119 tym daniem rzadkimnie przejesz, cho\u0107by\u015b p\u0119k\u0142. Ju\u017c s\u0142u\u017cba mknie w galopie(a w biegu do\u0142ki kopie),si\u0119 zwija jak w ukropie –niech ksi\u0105\u017c\u0119 deser ma, Ju\u017c \u017cona, cud-kobita,baryton mocno chwytai p\u0142awi\u0105c si\u0119 w zachwytachdo ksi\u0119cia toto pcha. A ksi\u0105\u017c\u0119 rozczulonypowiada tak do \u017cony:od dzisiaj barytonyw spi\u017carni maj\u0105 by\u0107! Gdy schwyci mnie podagra,na barytonie zagram,to lepsze jest ni\u017c viagra,ach, po tym […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3815,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3814\/revisions\/3815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}