{"id":3677,"date":"2022-11-13T16:50:00","date_gmt":"2022-11-13T15:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?p=3677"},"modified":"2022-11-13T16:49:12","modified_gmt":"2022-11-13T15:49:12","slug":"smoczek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?p=3677","title":{"rendered":"Smoczek"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Raz wymoczek pewien w barze<br>kaw\u0119 sobie poda\u0107 ka\u017ce,<br>a barmanka do\u0144 pomyka:<br>czy pan Smoczek? Ten z wierszyka?<br>Co ta rado\u015b\u0107! Rzadko my tu<br>mamy takich celebryt\u00f3w,<br>niebo dla mnie dzi\u015b \u0142askawe,<br>wi\u0119c dam na koszt firmy kaw\u0119.<br>Tu wymoczek si\u0119 zap\u0142oni\u0142,<br>\u0142ap\u0105 drapn\u0105\u0142 si\u0119 po skroni<br>i wykrzykn\u0105\u0142: panno \u015bwi\u0119ta!<br>Wzi\u0119li mnie za prominenta!<br>Alem stwora prawdom\u00f3wna,<br>fakty dla mnie to rzecz g\u0142\u00f3wna,<br>wi\u0119c si\u0119 przyznam, kurcz\u0119 blad\u0119 &#8211;<br>tamtym Smoczkiem by\u0142 m\u00f3j dziadek,<br>a ja, ma\u0142y, skromny \u017cuczek,<br>to zaledwie jego wnuczek.<br>Wierszy o mnie nikt nie p\u0142odzi\u0142,<br>w telewizji nie mam godzin,<br>nie obszczeka\u0142 mnie Pudelek,<br>ludzko\u015b\u0107 o mnie wie niewiele,<br>wi\u0119c by si\u0119 ukara\u0107 za to,<br>sam zap\u0142ac\u0119 za macchiato.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Raz wymoczek pewien w barzekaw\u0119 sobie poda\u0107 ka\u017ce,a barmanka do\u0144 pomyka:czy pan Smoczek? Ten z wierszyka?Co ta rado\u015b\u0107! Rzadko my tumamy takich celebryt\u00f3w,niebo dla mnie dzi\u015b \u0142askawe,wi\u0119c dam na koszt firmy kaw\u0119.Tu wymoczek si\u0119 zap\u0142oni\u0142,\u0142ap\u0105 drapn\u0105\u0142 si\u0119 po skronii wykrzykn\u0105\u0142: panno \u015bwi\u0119ta!Wzi\u0119li mnie za prominenta!Alem stwora prawdom\u00f3wna,fakty dla mnie to rzecz g\u0142\u00f3wna,wi\u0119c si\u0119 przyznam, kurcz\u0119 blad\u0119 &#8211;tamtym Smoczkiem by\u0142 m\u00f3j dziadek,a ja, ma\u0142y, skromny \u017cuczek,to zaledwie jego wnuczek.Wierszy o mnie nikt nie p\u0142odzi\u0142,w telewizji nie mam godzin,nie obszczeka\u0142 mnie Pudelek,ludzko\u015b\u0107 o mnie wie niewiele,wi\u0119c by si\u0119 ukara\u0107 za to,sam zap\u0142ac\u0119 za macchiato.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3677"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3678,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3677\/revisions\/3678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}