{"id":3569,"date":"2021-08-14T23:33:07","date_gmt":"2021-08-14T21:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?p=3569"},"modified":"2021-08-14T23:33:07","modified_gmt":"2021-08-14T21:33:07","slug":"wierszyk-przy-lugowaniu-podlogi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?p=3569","title":{"rendered":"Wierszyk przy \u0142ugowaniu pod\u0142ogi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Pojecha\u0142 Bobik do Wagadugu,<br>za ci\u0119\u017ck\u0105 fors\u0119 nakupi\u0142 \u0142ugu,<br>bo w Wagadugu \u0142ug jest najlepszy,<br>tak \u017ce pod\u0142og\u0119 trudno nim spieprzy\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wiadra z tym \u0142ugiem, trzymaj\u0105c fason,<br>przewi\u00f3z\u0142 przez ca\u0142e Burkina Faso,<br>Mali, w Sahary nie ugrz\u0105z\u0142 piaskach<br>i do cha\u0142upy baga\u017c dotaska\u0142.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lecz gdy t\u0119 ci\u0119\u017ck\u0105 targa\u0142 choler\u0119,<br>zgubi\u0142 po drodze kilka literek<br>(bo pies ten w ka\u017cdej \u017cyciowej dobie<br>lubi\u0142 mie\u0107 zapas liter przy sobie).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>U mu umkn\u0119\u0142o prosto do rzeki<br>i w uj\u015bciu Nigru znik\u0142o na wieki,<br>o si\u0119 omskn\u0119\u0142o z min\u0105 ozi\u0119b\u0142\u0105,<br>a w wypad\u0142o i zjad\u0142 je wielb\u0142\u0105d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0141ug nie ucierpia\u0142 od tych awantur,<br>bo zna\u0142 arabski, j\u0119zyki bantu,<br>francuski, ruski i dialekt z Hesji,<br>wi\u0119c si\u0119 wy\u0142uga\u0142 z ka\u017cdej opresji.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bobik, gdy tylko do domu dotar\u0142,<br>zaraz po pierwsze pogoni\u0142 kota,<br>jego koleg\u00f3w wygryz\u0142 za p\u0142oty<br>i ra\u017ano zabra\u0142 si\u0119 do roboty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Natar\u0142 pod\u0142og\u0119 tym, co przytaszczy\u0142,<br>a przy tym szczeka\u0142, nie szcz\u0119dz\u0105c paszczy,<br>o tym, jak \u015bwietnie spe\u0142nia sw\u0105 rol\u0119,<br>a\u017c tu znienacka przyszed\u0142 Kontroler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gdy ujrza\u0142 rzeczy stan, wpad\u0142 pod stolik<br>i j\u0119kn\u0105\u0142 &#8211; Bobik, g\u0142upi\u015b \u017ce boli!<br>Taki\u015b poj\u0119tny, jak chora krowa &#8211;<br>ty nie \u0142ga\u0107 mia\u0142e\u015b, tylko \u0142ugowa\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dostrzeg\u0142by\u015b, gdyby\u015b u\u017cywa\u0142 g\u0142\u00f3wki,<br>co narobi\u0142y ci liter\u00f3wki.<br>Mora\u0142: nie starczy \u0142apami macha\u0107,<br>my\u015ble\u0107 to tak\u017ce sprawa nieb\u0142aha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pojecha\u0142 Bobik do Wagadugu,za ci\u0119\u017ck\u0105 fors\u0119 nakupi\u0142 \u0142ugu,bo w Wagadugu \u0142ug jest najlepszy,tak \u017ce pod\u0142og\u0119 trudno nim spieprzy\u0107. Wiadra z tym \u0142ugiem, trzymaj\u0105c fason,przewi\u00f3z\u0142 przez ca\u0142e Burkina Faso,Mali, w Sahary nie ugrz\u0105z\u0142 piaskachi do cha\u0142upy baga\u017c dotaska\u0142. Lecz gdy t\u0119 ci\u0119\u017ck\u0105 targa\u0142 choler\u0119,zgubi\u0142 po drodze kilka literek(bo pies ten w ka\u017cdej \u017cyciowej dobielubi\u0142 mie\u0107 zapas liter przy sobie). U mu umkn\u0119\u0142o prosto do rzekii w uj\u015bciu Nigru znik\u0142o na wieki,o si\u0119 omskn\u0119\u0142o z min\u0105 ozi\u0119b\u0142\u0105,a w wypad\u0142o i zjad\u0142 je wielb\u0142\u0105d. \u0141ug nie ucierpia\u0142 od tych awantur,bo zna\u0142 arabski, j\u0119zyki bantu,francuski, ruski i dialekt z Hesji,wi\u0119c si\u0119 wy\u0142uga\u0142 z ka\u017cdej [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3570,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3569\/revisions\/3570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}