{"id":3506,"date":"2020-08-28T22:51:12","date_gmt":"2020-08-28T20:51:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?p=3506"},"modified":"2020-08-28T22:51:13","modified_gmt":"2020-08-28T20:51:13","slug":"placek-ze-sliwkami","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?p=3506","title":{"rendered":"Placek ze \u015bliwkami"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Umar\u0142 Bobik, umar\u0142, st\u0119kn\u0105\u0142, pad\u0142 i zamilk\u0142;<br>piec mu si\u0119 zachcia\u0142o placek ze \u015bliwkami,<br>a \u017ce z takim plackiem roboty od groma,<br>wzi\u0105\u0142 i si\u0119 przekr\u0119ci\u0142 nasz nieszcz\u0119sny ziomal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kto\u015b teraz powinien nad zw\u0142okami p\u0142aka\u0107:<br>umarte na ament, dola pieska taka,<br>le\u017c\u0105 r\u00f3wne, sztywne, pod cienkim ca\u0142unem,<br>nie cieszy ich befsztyk ani dobry trunek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ale zamiast p\u0142aka\u0107, towarzystwo chwackie<br>leci na wy\u015bcigi podzieli\u0107 si\u0119 plackiem,<br>tryska sok \u015bliwkowy, leci cukier-puder,<br>co zw\u0142okom potrzebny ju\u017c jak psu na bud\u0119.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nagle trup odrzuci\u0142 prze\u015bcierad\u0142o bia\u0142e:<br>co tak sami jecie, ja te\u017c chc\u0119 kawa\u0142ek!<br>Po czym si\u0119 w konsumpcji wysun\u0105\u0142 na czo\u0142o<br>i tak sm\u0119tny wierszyk sko\u0144czy\u0142 si\u0119 weso\u0142o.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Umar\u0142 Bobik, umar\u0142, st\u0119kn\u0105\u0142, pad\u0142 i zamilk\u0142;piec mu si\u0119 zachcia\u0142o placek ze \u015bliwkami,a \u017ce z takim plackiem roboty od groma,wzi\u0105\u0142 i si\u0119 przekr\u0119ci\u0142 nasz nieszcz\u0119sny ziomal. Kto\u015b teraz powinien nad zw\u0142okami p\u0142aka\u0107:umarte na ament, dola pieska taka,le\u017c\u0105 r\u00f3wne, sztywne, pod cienkim ca\u0142unem,nie cieszy ich befsztyk ani dobry trunek. Ale zamiast p\u0142aka\u0107, towarzystwo chwackieleci na wy\u015bcigi podzieli\u0107 si\u0119 plackiem,tryska sok \u015bliwkowy, leci cukier-puder,co zw\u0142okom potrzebny ju\u017c jak psu na bud\u0119. Nagle trup odrzuci\u0142 prze\u015bcierad\u0142o bia\u0142e:co tak sami jecie, ja te\u017c chc\u0119 kawa\u0142ek!Po czym si\u0119 w konsumpcji wysun\u0105\u0142 na czo\u0142oi tak sm\u0119tny wierszyk sko\u0144czy\u0142 si\u0119 weso\u0142o.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3506"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3507,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3506\/revisions\/3507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}