{"id":3206,"date":"2018-01-02T14:42:14","date_gmt":"2018-01-02T13:42:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?p=3206"},"modified":"2018-01-02T14:42:14","modified_gmt":"2018-01-02T13:42:14","slug":"ballada-o-aspirynie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?p=3206","title":{"rendered":"Ballada o aspirynie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zbrodnia to nies\u0142ychana,<br \/>\ng\u0142owa zapi\u0142a. Kana\u0142.<br \/>\nB\u00f3l wrogi wzi\u0105\u0142 j\u0105 w \u0142apy,<br \/>\ndo ciasnej wl\u00f3k\u0142 kanciapy,<\/p>\n<p>tam okna pozas\u0142ania\u0142<br \/>\ni wyj\u015b\u0107 si\u0119 ostro wzbrania\u0142.<br \/>\nNasro\u017cy\u0142 si\u0119, nabzdyczy\u0142<br \/>\ni tak do g\u0142owy syczy:<\/p>\n<p>(cho\u0107 ta do\u015b\u0107 g\u0142o\u015bno wyje)<br \/>\nNo, po co\u015b da\u0142a w szyj\u0119?<br \/>\nNa jedn\u0105, drug\u0105 nog\u0119,<br \/>\na teraz co? Nie mog\u0119?<\/p>\n<p>A my\u015ble\u0107 to nie \u0142aska?<br \/>\nChcesz, by ci\u0119 kto\u015b pog\u0142aska\u0142,<br \/>\nby aspiryn\u0119 poda\u0142&#8230;<br \/>\nNiedoczekanie! Szkoda<\/p>\n<p>by by\u0142o aspiryny<br \/>\ndla tak bezmy\u015blnej trzciny,<br \/>\nco wiedz\u0105c, jak si\u0119 sko\u0144czy,<br \/>\npo barach jak pies go\u0144czy<\/p>\n<p>ugania si\u0119 za winem.<br \/>\nSchowajcie aspiryn\u0119<br \/>\ndla lepszej klienteli,<br \/>\na g\u0142owa niech w po\u015bcieli<\/p>\n<p>pokut\u0119 dzi\u015b odprawia,<br \/>\njak tak si\u0119 lubi zawia\u0107.<br \/>\nA cho\u0107 le\u017cy wysoko,<br \/>\nniech pocierpi g\u0142\u0119boko.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zbrodnia to nies\u0142ychana, g\u0142owa zapi\u0142a. Kana\u0142. B\u00f3l wrogi wzi\u0105\u0142 j\u0105 w \u0142apy, do ciasnej wl\u00f3k\u0142 kanciapy, tam okna pozas\u0142ania\u0142 i wyj\u015b\u0107 si\u0119 ostro wzbrania\u0142. Nasro\u017cy\u0142 si\u0119, nabzdyczy\u0142 i tak do g\u0142owy syczy: (cho\u0107 ta do\u015b\u0107 g\u0142o\u015bno wyje) No, po co\u015b da\u0142a w szyj\u0119? Na jedn\u0105, drug\u0105 nog\u0119, a teraz co? Nie mog\u0119? A my\u015ble\u0107 to nie \u0142aska? Chcesz, by ci\u0119 kto\u015b pog\u0142aska\u0142, by aspiryn\u0119 poda\u0142&#8230; Niedoczekanie! Szkoda by by\u0142o aspiryny dla tak bezmy\u015blnej trzciny, co wiedz\u0105c, jak si\u0119 sko\u0144czy, po barach jak pies go\u0144czy ugania si\u0119 za winem. Schowajcie aspiryn\u0119 dla lepszej klienteli, a g\u0142owa niech w po\u015bcieli pokut\u0119 dzi\u015b [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3207,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3206\/revisions\/3207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}