{"id":2795,"date":"2015-09-06T00:50:22","date_gmt":"2015-09-05T22:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?p=2795"},"modified":"2015-09-06T00:50:22","modified_gmt":"2015-09-05T22:50:22","slug":"pomnik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?p=2795","title":{"rendered":"Pomnik"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gdy na postument kiedy\u015b wspi\u0105\u0107 si\u0119 chcia\u0142em<br \/>\nswym nierozleg\u0142ym bobikowym cia\u0142em,<br \/>\ntrafi\u0142em zrazu na przeszkody liczne,<br \/>\nkt\u00f3re stawia\u0142y warunki fizyczne.<\/p>\n<p>Cho\u0107 psa cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 przednia ju\u017c wysoko by\u0142a,<br \/>\ntyln\u0105 styka\u0142a grawitacji si\u0142a<br \/>\nz bardziej przyziemnym, do\u015b\u0107 twardym rejonem,<br \/>\nkt\u00f3ry-m w pop\u0142ochu zamiata\u0142 ogonem.<\/p>\n<p>Ech, pieska dola, si\u0142 brak\u0142o mi w \u0142apach,<br \/>\n\u017ceby na szczyty si\u0119 skutecznie wdrapa\u0107,<br \/>\nnap\u00f3r si\u0142 sprzecznych niemal mnie rozerwa\u0142,<br \/>\na\u017c zaszczeka\u0142em: dosy\u0107 tego! Przerwa!<\/p>\n<p>I pomy\u015bla\u0142em, \u017ce to dosy\u0107 durne,<br \/>\nsztucznie podwy\u017csza\u0107 si\u0119 jakim\u015b koturnem,<br \/>\nst\u0105d moja rada dla wszystkich Bobik\u00f3w,<br \/>\nby unika\u0142y starannie pomnik\u00f3w.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gdy na postument kiedy\u015b wspi\u0105\u0107 si\u0119 chcia\u0142em swym nierozleg\u0142ym bobikowym cia\u0142em, trafi\u0142em zrazu na przeszkody liczne, kt\u00f3re stawia\u0142y warunki fizyczne. Cho\u0107 psa cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 przednia ju\u017c wysoko by\u0142a, tyln\u0105 styka\u0142a grawitacji si\u0142a z bardziej przyziemnym, do\u015b\u0107 twardym rejonem, kt\u00f3ry-m w pop\u0142ochu zamiata\u0142 ogonem. Ech, pieska dola, si\u0142 brak\u0142o mi w \u0142apach, \u017ceby na szczyty si\u0119 skutecznie wdrapa\u0107, nap\u00f3r si\u0142 sprzecznych niemal mnie rozerwa\u0142, a\u017c zaszczeka\u0142em: dosy\u0107 tego! Przerwa! I pomy\u015bla\u0142em, \u017ce to dosy\u0107 durne, sztucznie podwy\u017csza\u0107 si\u0119 jakim\u015b koturnem, st\u0105d moja rada dla wszystkich Bobik\u00f3w, by unika\u0142y starannie pomnik\u00f3w.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2795"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3003,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795\/revisions\/3003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}