{"id":56,"date":"2008-10-29T19:43:17","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T18:43:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wowil.coldlight.pl\/bobik\/?page_id=56"},"modified":"2008-10-29T21:43:33","modified_gmt":"2008-10-29T20:43:33","slug":"turbot","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?page_id=56","title":{"rendered":"Turbot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sola i turbot w jednym stali domu,<br \/>\nsola przy piasku i turbot te\u017c przy dnie,<br \/>\ntymczasem jedna fl\u0105dra po kryjomu<br \/>\nku turbotowi zerka\u0142a bezwstydnie.<\/p>\n<p>Prosi\u0142 j\u0105 turbot: &#8222;odejd\u017a, je\u015bli \u0142aska,<br \/>\ndop\u00f3ki zwa\u017cam na dobre maniery.<br \/>\nDla mnie wa\u0107pani jeste\u015b nazbyt p\u0142aska,<br \/>\nju\u017c wol\u0119 sol\u0119, je\u015bli mam by\u0107 szczery.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Zawrza\u0142a gniewem fl\u0105drzasta niecnota<br \/>\ni do znajomych listy wredne pisze:<br \/>\n&#8222;Drogi G\u00fcnterze, obsmaruj turbota,<br \/>\nbo niewstrzyman\u0105 \u017c\u0105dz\u0105 zemsty dysz\u0119.<\/p>\n<p>Niech \u015bwiat si\u0119 dowie, co z niego za zi\u00f3\u0142ko,<br \/>\nw jakich pozycjach on z t\u0105 sol\u0105 p\u0142ywa,<br \/>\n\u017ce seksistowskie teksty puszcza w k\u00f3\u0142ko<br \/>\ni przyjemno\u015bci sto\u0142u \u017ce za\u017cywa!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Zabra\u0142 si\u0119 G\u00fcnter ra\u017ano do roboty,<br \/>\nw\u0105tek rozwin\u0105\u0142 przez fl\u0105dr\u0119 wysnuty<br \/>\ni cho\u0107 w prote\u015bcie krzycza\u0142y turboty,<br \/>\nimage ich zosta\u0142 na zawsze zepsuty.<\/p>\n<p>Brak tej historii moralnego j\u0105dra,<br \/>\nwi\u0119c dla m\u0142odzie\u017cy nie nada si\u0119 chyba:<br \/>\nczasem narz\u0105dzi taka jedna fl\u0105dra,<br \/>\na ci\u0119gi zbiera ca\u0142kiem inna ryba!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sola i turbot w jednym stali domu, sola przy piasku i turbot te\u017c przy dnie, tymczasem jedna fl\u0105dra po kryjomu ku turbotowi zerka\u0142a bezwstydnie. Prosi\u0142 j\u0105 turbot: &#8222;odejd\u017a, je\u015bli \u0142aska, dop\u00f3ki zwa\u017cam na dobre maniery. Dla mnie wa\u0107pani jeste\u015b nazbyt p\u0142aska, ju\u017c wol\u0119 sol\u0119, je\u015bli mam by\u0107 szczery.&#8221; Zawrza\u0142a gniewem fl\u0105drzasta niecnota i do znajomych listy wredne pisze: &#8222;Drogi G\u00fcnterze, obsmaruj turbota, bo niewstrzyman\u0105 \u017c\u0105dz\u0105 zemsty dysz\u0119. Niech \u015bwiat si\u0119 dowie, co z niego za zi\u00f3\u0142ko, w jakich pozycjach on z t\u0105 sol\u0105 p\u0142ywa, \u017ce seksistowskie teksty puszcza w k\u00f3\u0142ko i przyjemno\u015bci sto\u0142u \u017ce za\u017cywa!&#8221; Zabra\u0142 si\u0119 G\u00fcnter ra\u017ano do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"parent":3,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"wiersze1.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-56","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/56\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}