Zjecha\u0142a do Londynu,
\ncioteczka z walizeczk\u0105,
\nby \u015bwi\u0105tecznego spleenu
\nsi\u0119 tu na\u0142yka\u0107 deczko.<\/p>\n
W walizce za\u015b zbrodnicza
\njest kwintesencja sama
\narszenik, kaczka dzika
\ni portret w ci\u0119\u017ckich ramach.<\/p>\n
Trup, trup, trup w ka\u017cdej szafie –
\nja to potrafi\u0119!<\/p>\n
Ju\u017c zacnej si\u0119 tej damie
\nnawin\u0105\u0142 hydraulik,
\nwi\u0119c czarem go swym mami
\ni s\u0142odko do\u0144 si\u0119 czuli,<\/p>\n
A w r\u0119ce kaczka dzika
\npieczona i bez pi\u00f3rek\u2026
\nCap ciotka rzemie\u015blnika
\ni lu mu ptaka w rur\u0119!<\/p>\n
Trup, trup, trup w ka\u017cdej szafie –
\nja to potrafi\u0119!<\/p>\n
Nie dane biednej ciotce
\nodsapn\u0105\u0107 cho\u0107by kapk\u0119,
\nbo Jingle Bells si\u0119 w\u0142a\u015bnie
\nzaprosi\u0142 na kanapk\u0119.<\/p>\n
\u015awi\u0105teczne pie\u015bni \u015bpiewa,
\ntym zmyli\u0107 chc\u0105c kobiet\u0119 –
\ncioteczka tylko ziewa
\ni przez \u0142eb go portretem!<\/p>\n
Trup, trup, trup w ka\u017cdej szafie –
\nja to potrafi\u0119!<\/p>\n
Wci\u0105\u017c tyle animuszu
\nma ciocia, by g\u0142\u00f3wkowa\u0107:
\njak pozby\u0107 si\u0119 corpusu
\ni gdzie delicti schowa\u0107.<\/p>\n
na spos\u00f3b wi\u0119c si\u0119 bierze:
\nwprowadz\u0119 w b\u0142\u0105d policj\u0119
\ni dwa korpusy \u015bwie\u017ce
\nprzerobi\u0119 na delicje.<\/p>\n
Trup, trup, trup w ka\u017cdej szafie –
\nja to potrafi\u0119!<\/p>\n
Ju\u017c uszek do barszczyku
\nzlepiony spory stosik,
\ngotuje si\u0119 w imbryku
\nesencjonalny sosik,<\/p>\n
p\u00f3\u0142miski n\u00f3\u017cek zimnych,
\npasztecik, dla psa ko\u015bci,
\nach, \u015bwiat si\u0119 staje inny,
\ngdy ciotka w nim zago\u015bci!<\/p>\n
Trup, trup, w zamra\u017calniku –
\nno i po krzyku!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Zjecha\u0142a do Londynu, cioteczka z walizeczk\u0105, by \u015bwi\u0105tecznego spleenu si\u0119 tu na\u0142yka\u0107 deczko. W walizce za\u015b zbrodnicza jest kwintesencja sama arszenik, kaczka dzika i portret w ci\u0119\u017ckich ramach. Trup, trup, trup w ka\u017cdej szafie – ja to potrafi\u0119! Ju\u017c zacnej si\u0119 tej damie nawin\u0105\u0142 hydraulik, wi\u0119c czarem go swym mami i s\u0142odko do\u0144 si\u0119 czuli, A w r\u0119ce kaczka dzika pieczona i bez pi\u00f3rek\u2026 Cap ciotka rzemie\u015blnika i lu mu ptaka w rur\u0119! Trup, trup, trup w ka\u017cdej szafie – ja to potrafi\u0119! Nie dane biednej ciotce odsapn\u0105\u0107 cho\u0107by kapk\u0119, bo Jingle Bells si\u0119 w\u0142a\u015bnie zaprosi\u0142 na kanapk\u0119. \u015awi\u0105teczne pie\u015bni […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"parent":2573,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"wiersze_osobowosci.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2765","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2765"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2765\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2766,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2765\/revisions\/2766"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}