{"id":2732,"date":"2015-09-04T23:02:09","date_gmt":"2015-09-04T21:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?page_id=2732"},"modified":"2015-09-04T23:02:09","modified_gmt":"2015-09-04T21:02:09","slug":"masowanie","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?page_id=2732","title":{"rendered":"Masowanie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00f3zg dziwnie lotny w kebabu oparach,<br \/>\nchcia\u0142by si\u0119 cia\u0142u o masa\u017c postara\u0107,<br \/>\nbo chocia\u017c cia\u0142o cudne jak Gioconda,<br \/>\nczego\u015b mu braknie, by\u0107 gniecione \u017c\u0105da<br \/>\ni chytre sobie zadaje pytanie:<br \/>\njak si\u0119 za\u0142apa\u0107 na to masowanie?<\/p>\n<p>Kiedy Ira\u0144czyk do cia\u0142a si\u0119 zbli\u017ca,<br \/>\nw k\u0105t wszystkie id\u0105 uroki Pary\u017ca,<br \/>\nka\u017cd\u0105 kom\u00f3rk\u0119 taka wizja kr\u0119ci,<br \/>\nby si\u0119 ugniotom podda\u0107 bez pami\u0119ci<br \/>\ni ka\u017cda sobie zadaje pytanie:<br \/>\nco najpierw, kebab, czy te\u017c masowanie?<\/p>\n<p>Cho\u0107 nieraz cia\u0142o w salonach bywa\u0142o,<br \/>\nczego\u015b mu jednak zawsze by\u0142o ma\u0142o,<br \/>\njak przez z\u0142o\u015bliwe gonione buldogi,<br \/>\nci\u0105gle si\u0119 chroni w kebabowni progi,<br \/>\ni tam\u017ce sobie zadaje pytanie:<br \/>\nmo\u017ce, cholera, jednak masowanie?<\/p>\n<p>O spokojno\u015bci, zdrowiu tego cia\u0142a<br \/>\ndu\u017co Teresa ostatnio my\u015bla\u0142a &#8211;<br \/>\nczy je biczowa\u0107, czy naciera\u0107 \u0142ojem,<br \/>\nczy zaj\u0105\u0107 wojn\u0105, czy lepiej pokojem<br \/>\ni tak jej z owych rozmy\u015bla\u0144 wynika:<br \/>\n\u017ce masa\u017c owszem, lecz bez Ira\u0144czyka.<\/p>\n<p>I patrzcie, ludzie, gdym te rymy sk\u0142ada\u0142,<br \/>\njeden si\u0119 kundel znajomy wygada\u0142,<br \/>\n\u017ce nagle znikn\u0105\u0142 problem, bo od dzisiaj<br \/>\nmo\u017cna si\u0119 zdalnie masowa\u0107 u Rysia<br \/>\ni tylko jedno zostaje pytanie:<br \/>\nnajpierw brykanie, czy najpierw fikanie?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00f3zg dziwnie lotny w kebabu oparach, chcia\u0142by si\u0119 cia\u0142u o masa\u017c postara\u0107, bo chocia\u017c cia\u0142o cudne jak Gioconda, czego\u015b mu braknie, by\u0107 gniecione \u017c\u0105da i chytre sobie zadaje pytanie: jak si\u0119 za\u0142apa\u0107 na to masowanie? Kiedy Ira\u0144czyk do cia\u0142a si\u0119 zbli\u017ca, w k\u0105t wszystkie id\u0105 uroki Pary\u017ca, ka\u017cd\u0105 kom\u00f3rk\u0119 taka wizja kr\u0119ci, by si\u0119 ugniotom podda\u0107 bez pami\u0119ci i ka\u017cda sobie zadaje pytanie: co najpierw, kebab, czy te\u017c masowanie? Cho\u0107 nieraz cia\u0142o w salonach bywa\u0142o, czego\u015b mu jednak zawsze by\u0142o ma\u0142o, jak przez z\u0142o\u015bliwe gonione buldogi, ci\u0105gle si\u0119 chroni w kebabowni progi, i tam\u017ce sobie zadaje pytanie: mo\u017ce, cholera, jednak [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"parent":2573,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"wiersze_osobowosci.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2732","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2732"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2733,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2732\/revisions\/2733"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}