{"id":2706,"date":"2015-09-04T22:42:28","date_gmt":"2015-09-04T20:42:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?page_id=2706"},"modified":"2015-09-04T22:42:28","modified_gmt":"2015-09-04T20:42:28","slug":"foma-urodziny-2011","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?page_id=2706","title":{"rendered":"Foma-urodziny-2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Na przemyconym talerzyku,<br \/>\n\u0142akomie, nie podnosz\u0105c g\u0142owy,<br \/>\nBobik &#8211; bez fanfar i bez krzyku &#8211;<br \/>\ntort wcina okoliczno\u015bciowy.<\/p>\n<p>Bo przy rocznicach i tych takich<br \/>\nto zwierz\u0119 z tortem si\u0119 przeprasza,<br \/>\ntwierdz\u0105c (no, troch\u0119 te\u017c dla draki):<br \/>\nto lepsze ni\u017ali z mi\u0119sem kasza.<\/p>\n<p>A gdy ju\u017c wetnie ca\u0142e danie,<br \/>\ndoko\u0144czy z marcepanu kwiatek,<br \/>\nszczeknie: \u017cyczymy Ci, Barmanie,<br \/>\nstu &#8211; mo\u017ce nawet z g\u00f3r\u0105 &#8211; latek.<\/p>\n<p>Niech kawa ro\u015bnie Ci po szyj\u0119,<br \/>\nniech ekspres \u015bpiewa Ci kantaty,<br \/>\nkto Twego zdrowia nie wypije,<br \/>\nod losu niech dostanie baty.<\/p>\n<p>Niech si\u0119 Glenfiddich leje strug\u0105,<br \/>\nzwi\u0119kszaj\u0105c pul\u0119 zdrowia w cz\u0142eku<br \/>\ni niech nam Barman b\u0119dzie d\u0142ugo&#8230;<br \/>\nhmmm&#8230;. jak by to powiedzie\u0107&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230;seksownym go\u015bciem w \u015brednim wieku!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na przemyconym talerzyku, \u0142akomie, nie podnosz\u0105c g\u0142owy, Bobik &#8211; bez fanfar i bez krzyku &#8211; tort wcina okoliczno\u015bciowy. Bo przy rocznicach i tych takich to zwierz\u0119 z tortem si\u0119 przeprasza, twierdz\u0105c (no, troch\u0119 te\u017c dla draki): to lepsze ni\u017ali z mi\u0119sem kasza. A gdy ju\u017c wetnie ca\u0142e danie, doko\u0144czy z marcepanu kwiatek, szczeknie: \u017cyczymy Ci, Barmanie, stu &#8211; mo\u017ce nawet z g\u00f3r\u0105 &#8211; latek. Niech kawa ro\u015bnie Ci po szyj\u0119, niech ekspres \u015bpiewa Ci kantaty, kto Twego zdrowia nie wypije, od losu niech dostanie baty. Niech si\u0119 Glenfiddich leje strug\u0105, zwi\u0119kszaj\u0105c pul\u0119 zdrowia w cz\u0142eku i niech nam Barman b\u0119dzie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"parent":2573,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"wiersze_osobowosci.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2706","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2706"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2707,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2706\/revisions\/2707"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}