{"id":2639,"date":"2015-08-28T22:22:49","date_gmt":"2015-08-28T20:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?page_id=2639"},"modified":"2015-08-28T22:22:49","modified_gmt":"2015-08-28T20:22:49","slug":"esterhazy","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?page_id=2639","title":{"rendered":"Esterhazy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Instrument o nazwie baryton<\/p>\n<p>Gdy ksi\u0105\u017c\u0119 Esterhazy<br \/>\nju\u017c skonsumowa\u0142 zrazy,<br \/>\nwydawa\u0107 j\u0105\u0142 rozkazy,<br \/>\nco chce na deser mie\u0107.<\/p>\n<p>I krzykn\u0105\u0142: niech mi \u017cona<br \/>\nprzyniesie barytona,<br \/>\nna deser, niech ja skonam,<br \/>\npyszniejszy on ni\u017c \u015bled\u017a!<\/p>\n<p>Poka\u017any jest baryton,<br \/>\nd\u0142uga\u015bny niby pyton,<br \/>\nprezencj\u0119 smakowit\u0105<br \/>\nma oraz s\u0142odki d\u017awi\u0119k<\/p>\n<p>i chocia\u017c w smaku g\u0142adki,<br \/>\nto ma drewniane wk\u0142adki,<br \/>\nwi\u0119c si\u0119 tym daniem rzadkim<br \/>\nnie przejesz, cho\u0107by\u015b p\u0119k\u0142.<\/p>\n<p>Ju\u017c s\u0142u\u017cba mknie w galopie<br \/>\n(a w biegu do\u0142ki kopie),<br \/>\nsi\u0119 zwija jak w ukropie &#8211;<br \/>\nniech ksi\u0105\u017c\u0119 deser ma,<\/p>\n<p>Ju\u017c \u017cona, cud-kobita,<br \/>\nbaryton mocno chwyta<br \/>\ni p\u0142awi\u0105c si\u0119 w zachwytach<br \/>\ndo ksi\u0119cia toto pcha.<\/p>\n<p>A ksi\u0105\u017c\u0119 rozczulony<br \/>\npowiada tak do \u017cony:<br \/>\nod dzisiaj barytony<br \/>\nw spi\u017carni maj\u0105 by\u0107!<\/p>\n<p>Gdy schwyci mnie podagra,<br \/>\nna barytonie zagram,<br \/>\nto lepsze jest ni\u017c viagra,<br \/>\nach, po tym chce si\u0119 \u017cy\u0107!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Instrument o nazwie baryton Gdy ksi\u0105\u017c\u0119 Esterhazy ju\u017c skonsumowa\u0142 zrazy, wydawa\u0107 j\u0105\u0142 rozkazy, co chce na deser mie\u0107. I krzykn\u0105\u0142: niech mi \u017cona przyniesie barytona, na deser, niech ja skonam, pyszniejszy on ni\u017c \u015bled\u017a! Poka\u017any jest baryton, d\u0142uga\u015bny niby pyton, prezencj\u0119 smakowit\u0105 ma oraz s\u0142odki d\u017awi\u0119k i chocia\u017c w smaku g\u0142adki, to ma drewniane wk\u0142adki, wi\u0119c si\u0119 tym daniem rzadkim nie przejesz, cho\u0107by\u015b p\u0119k\u0142. Ju\u017c s\u0142u\u017cba mknie w galopie (a w biegu do\u0142ki kopie), si\u0119 zwija jak w ukropie &#8211; niech ksi\u0105\u017c\u0119 deser ma, Ju\u017c \u017cona, cud-kobita, baryton mocno chwyta i p\u0142awi\u0105c si\u0119 w zachwytach do ksi\u0119cia toto pcha. A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"parent":2571,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"wiersze_muzyczne.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2639","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2639"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2640,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2639\/revisions\/2640"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}