{"id":2411,"date":"2015-08-24T17:41:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-24T15:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?page_id=2411"},"modified":"2015-08-24T17:41:00","modified_gmt":"2015-08-24T15:41:00","slug":"pollock-z-polakiem","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?page_id=2411","title":{"rendered":"Pollock z Polakiem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gdy Jackson Pollock swe demony<br \/>\nzapija\u0142 mysi\u0105 w\u00f3dk\u0105<br \/>\nspotka\u0142 Polaka, co te\u017c w barze<br \/>\nzbajnajci\u0142 si\u0119 leciutko.<br \/>\nZaprosi\u0142 go do swej pracowni,<br \/>\ngdzie Polak, zdumion srodze,<br \/>\nzobaczy\u0142, \u017ce nie wisz\u0105 p\u0142\u00f3tna,<br \/>\nlecz le\u017c\u0105 na pod\u0142odze.<br \/>\nNa m\u0119ki tw\u00f3rcze wkr\u00f3tce zesz\u0142o,<br \/>\nniemocy dziwnej cykle,<br \/>\nuznania brak, w kieszeni pustki<br \/>\ni takie tam jak zwykle.<br \/>\nWys\u0142ucha\u0142 Polak tej tyrady<br \/>\nPollocka by\u0142o \u017cal mu,<br \/>\n(bo m\u0119ka tw\u00f3rcza, jak wiadomo,<br \/>\njest gorsza od napalmu)<br \/>\ni rad\u0119 znalaz\u0142 dla mi\u0142ego<br \/>\nkompana od kielicha<br \/>\nm\u00f3wi\u0105c: \u201cdemony gdy w gr\u0119 wchodz\u0105,<br \/>\nto zawsze, bracie, kicha.<br \/>\nCho\u0107by\u015b by\u0142 drwalem, \u015bci\u0105\u0142 tarczow\u0105<br \/>\npi\u0142\u0105 ile si\u0119 da pni,<br \/>\nod nich si\u0119 odci\u0105\u0107 nie tak \u0142atwo\u2026<br \/>\nTy lepiej sobie chlapnij!\u201d<br \/>\nTu spojrza\u0142 Pollock na Polaka,<br \/>\n(co whisky ju\u017c podsun\u0105\u0142),<br \/>\nz\u0142apa\u0142 zielonej puszk\u0119 farby<br \/>\ni j\u0105 na p\u0142\u00f3tno lun\u0105\u0142.<br \/>\nPotem czerwieni oraz \u017c\u00f3\u0142ci<br \/>\ndo\u0142o\u017cy\u0142 bez \u017cenady<br \/>\n(cho\u0107 Polak na to marnotrawstwo<br \/>\nsi\u0119 dziwnie zrobi\u0142 blady),<br \/>\npolecia\u0142 ugrem, potem ochr\u0105,<br \/>\nfioletem i b\u0142\u0119kitem<br \/>\nwykapa\u0142 resztki, goln\u0105\u0142 whisky<br \/>\ni krzykn\u0105\u0142: \u201cznakomite!<br \/>\nU\u0142a\u0144skiej ten fantazji wykwit<br \/>\nprzyniesie mi dolary,<br \/>\nit was a very good idea,<br \/>\ndzi\u0119kuj\u0119 ci, m\u00f3j stary!\u201d<br \/>\nCo by\u0142o dalej, wszyscy wiedz\u0105 &#8211;<br \/>\ndo dzi\u015b w encyklopedii<br \/>\nPollocka znajdziesz, a Polaka<br \/>\njak gdyby diabli zjedli.<br \/>\nRozs\u0105dny wniosek z tej historii<br \/>\nm\u00f3j sztambuch b\u0119dzie zdobi\u0107,<br \/>\n\u017ce co\u015b wymy\u015bli\u0107 nie wystarczy,<br \/>\nTo trzeba jeszcze zrobi\u0107!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gdy Jackson Pollock swe demony zapija\u0142 mysi\u0105 w\u00f3dk\u0105 spotka\u0142 Polaka, co te\u017c w barze zbajnajci\u0142 si\u0119 leciutko. Zaprosi\u0142 go do swej pracowni, gdzie Polak, zdumion srodze, zobaczy\u0142, \u017ce nie wisz\u0105 p\u0142\u00f3tna, lecz le\u017c\u0105 na pod\u0142odze. Na m\u0119ki tw\u00f3rcze wkr\u00f3tce zesz\u0142o, niemocy dziwnej cykle, uznania brak, w kieszeni pustki i takie tam jak zwykle. Wys\u0142ucha\u0142 Polak tej tyrady Pollocka by\u0142o \u017cal mu, (bo m\u0119ka tw\u00f3rcza, jak wiadomo, jest gorsza od napalmu) i rad\u0119 znalaz\u0142 dla mi\u0142ego kompana od kielicha m\u00f3wi\u0105c: \u201cdemony gdy w gr\u0119 wchodz\u0105, to zawsze, bracie, kicha. Cho\u0107by\u015b by\u0142 drwalem, \u015bci\u0105\u0142 tarczow\u0105 pi\u0142\u0105 ile si\u0119 da pni, od nich [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"parent":2143,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"wiersze_polit.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2411","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2411"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2412,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2411\/revisions\/2412"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}