{"id":2227,"date":"2015-08-23T18:15:32","date_gmt":"2015-08-23T16:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?page_id=2227"},"modified":"2015-08-23T18:15:32","modified_gmt":"2015-08-23T16:15:32","slug":"homar-i-befsztyk","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?page_id=2227","title":{"rendered":"Homar i befsztyk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Homar z befsztykiem w jednym stali domu,<br \/>\nBefsztyk na lewo, a homar na prawo.<br \/>\nBefsztyk spokojny, nie wadzi\u0142 nikomu,<br \/>\nhomar najdziksz\u0105 nie wzgardzi\u0142 zabaw\u0105 &#8211;<br \/>\nto jak Kasandra wieszczy\u0142 kraju koniec,<br \/>\nto w porcelan\u0119 nagle wpuszcza\u0142 s\u0142onie,<br \/>\nto krzy\u017c, to brzoza, po sejmowych \u0142awach<br \/>\ngoni\u0142, gard\u0142owa\u0142, obra\u017ca\u0142, nastawa\u0142&#8230;<br \/>\nZnosi\u0142 to befsztyk, nareszcie si\u0119 wnerwi\u0142:<br \/>\nm\u00f3g\u0142by ten homar zrobi\u0107 chwil\u0119 przerwy,<br \/>\ntak do\u015b\u0107 mam dziada, \u017ce ju\u017c nie popuszcz\u0119 &#8211;<br \/>\ni homarowi zala\u0142 szczypce t\u0142uszczem.<br \/>\nNazajutrz homar znowu chce rozr\u00f3by,<br \/>\na tu takiego! T\u0142uszcz trzyma jak \u015bruby,<br \/>\nni w te ni wewte nie puszcza homara,<br \/>\ncho\u0107by skorupiak nie wiem jak si\u0119 stara\u0142.<br \/>\nC\u00f3\u017c by\u0142o robi\u0107? Homar nie drgn\u0105\u0142 nawet<br \/>\na befsztyk zyska\u0142 mo\u0142ojeck\u0105 s\u0142aw\u0119.<br \/>\nOdt\u0105d maksym\u0119 tak\u0105 czasem szurnie:<br \/>\nwolno\u0107 co chce si\u0119, byle nie za durnie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Homar z befsztykiem w jednym stali domu, Befsztyk na lewo, a homar na prawo. Befsztyk spokojny, nie wadzi\u0142 nikomu, homar najdziksz\u0105 nie wzgardzi\u0142 zabaw\u0105 &#8211; to jak Kasandra wieszczy\u0142 kraju koniec, to w porcelan\u0119 nagle wpuszcza\u0142 s\u0142onie, to krzy\u017c, to brzoza, po sejmowych \u0142awach goni\u0142, gard\u0142owa\u0142, obra\u017ca\u0142, nastawa\u0142&#8230; Znosi\u0142 to befsztyk, nareszcie si\u0119 wnerwi\u0142: m\u00f3g\u0142by ten homar zrobi\u0107 chwil\u0119 przerwy, tak do\u015b\u0107 mam dziada, \u017ce ju\u017c nie popuszcz\u0119 &#8211; i homarowi zala\u0142 szczypce t\u0142uszczem. Nazajutrz homar znowu chce rozr\u00f3by, a tu takiego! T\u0142uszcz trzyma jak \u015bruby, ni w te ni wewte nie puszcza homara, cho\u0107by skorupiak nie wiem jak si\u0119 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"parent":2143,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"wiersze_polit.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2227","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2227"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2228,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2227\/revisions\/2228"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}