{"id":2204,"date":"2015-08-23T17:58:17","date_gmt":"2015-08-23T15:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?page_id=2204"},"modified":"2015-08-23T17:58:17","modified_gmt":"2015-08-23T15:58:17","slug":"elita","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/?page_id=2204","title":{"rendered":"Elita"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pies Bobik z kumplem swoim<br \/>\nna spos\u00f3b raz si\u0119 wzi\u0119li,<br \/>\nby szybko, lecz w spokoju<br \/>\nrozwi\u0105za\u0107 problem elit.<\/p>\n<p>Do ch\u0142opa przybie\u017celi,<br \/>\nniech w przerwie \u015bniadaniowej<br \/>\nresponsu im udzieli,<br \/>\nbo ma na karku g\u0142ow\u0119.<\/p>\n<p>Wpierw Bobik do\u0142ki kopie<br \/>\nz respektem nale\u017cytem:<br \/>\nprzepraszam, panie ch\u0142opie,<br \/>\nczy ma pan gdzie\u015b elit\u0119?<\/p>\n<p>A ch\u0142op rozumnie pyta:<br \/>\nElita? Pierwsze s\u0142ysz\u0119.<br \/>\nNo, chyba \u017ce jelita<br \/>\ndo kie\u0142bas i do kiszek?<\/p>\n<p>Tych pe\u0142no mam w lod\u00f3wce<br \/>\ni jak by je tam zwali,<br \/>\nb\u0119dziemy je ju\u017c wkr\u00f3tce<br \/>\n\u015bwinin\u0105 wypychali<\/p>\n<p>Bo tak ju\u017c jest i kwita,<br \/>\njak nie wiesz, to\u015b baranem,<br \/>\n\u017ce musi dzi\u015b elita<br \/>\njelita mie\u0107 napchane.<\/p>\n<p>A jak si\u0119 tak napycha,<br \/>\nto niechaj si\u0119 nie dziwi,<br \/>\n\u017ce m\u00f3wi\u0105 na ni\u0105 &#8222;kicha&#8221;<br \/>\ni pies si\u0119 ni\u0105 po\u017cywi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pies Bobik z kumplem swoim na spos\u00f3b raz si\u0119 wzi\u0119li, by szybko, lecz w spokoju rozwi\u0105za\u0107 problem elit. Do ch\u0142opa przybie\u017celi, niech w przerwie \u015bniadaniowej responsu im udzieli, bo ma na karku g\u0142ow\u0119. Wpierw Bobik do\u0142ki kopie z respektem nale\u017cytem: przepraszam, panie ch\u0142opie, czy ma pan gdzie\u015b elit\u0119? A ch\u0142op rozumnie pyta: Elita? Pierwsze s\u0142ysz\u0119. No, chyba \u017ce jelita do kie\u0142bas i do kiszek? Tych pe\u0142no mam w lod\u00f3wce i jak by je tam zwali, b\u0119dziemy je ju\u017c wkr\u00f3tce \u015bwinin\u0105 wypychali Bo tak ju\u017c jest i kwita, jak nie wiesz, to\u015b baranem, \u017ce musi dzi\u015b elita jelita mie\u0107 napchane. A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":274,"featured_media":0,"parent":2143,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"wiersze_polit.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2204","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2205,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2204\/revisions\/2205"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog-bobika.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}